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UK Trip, New Year's 2026: I'm Just A Teenage Dirtbag, Baby (Still)
England is a country with terrible food populated by posh women whose money cannot save them from looking like Mrs. Doubtfire. Because they can't go to the bathroom properly, its people are unruly and often intoxicated; they are deeply classist, their junk is uncut, and one of Earth's most beautiful and hospitable natural landscapes is largely wasted on them.
In short, I loved it. 10/10 will visit again.
Jan 1814 min read
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